In my first six years I've
visited France, Spain and Greece and I loved the greek island
of
Symi.
My friends Wendy and Nik run the Symi
Visitor Newspaper there. I've
been in a number of government buildings in Whitehall, London,
been checked by the Bomb Squad and stood at the side of Big Ben
(that's the name of the bell, you know) as it chimed. I have been
in many types of restaurants, Italian and Chinese being my favourites
and I love olives and smoked mackerel. My Mighty Granddad says
I'm the most sophisticated young lady he has ever met.
My C.V.
EDUCATION
Primary school. 2004 until present.
Prior to 2004 I enjoyed a number of gap years, discovering the many
skills and tricks that enabled me to throw away my nappies and stop
sucking other peoples toes.
I volunteered for a play experience week in Disney World, Paris,
and my Nanny Gill and Charles went with me.
QUALIFICATIONS
Academic
48 out of 50 in spelling.
Several merit stickers.
Extra Cirricula
Guitar (struming).
Cycling (without stablisers).
Roller blading.
Swimming.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Artist, 2½ years.
Dog Trainer, 3 years. More»
Bridesmaid, 1 day.
SKILLS
Twisting my Mighty Granddad around my little finger. More»
Dancing - Disco or Ballet...
HOBBIES
Soap bubble blowing.
Making up songs.
HEALTH
2004, Optician told me I had to wear glasses. Everyone thinks they
look cool and since wearing them I've stopped asking my Mighty Granddad
why he's so handsome.
I'm very safety conscious but I've still a lot to learn. My Mighty
Granddad is always playing tricks on me and I can now see them coming,
he says it's a good way of becoming aware of things. Once, whilst
he was recording me singing, he tricked me into saying Grandma was
a witch and he recorded it. He was laughing and crying at the same
time and now, to make me do things for him, he keeps threatening
to play it to Grandma. Visitors can hear the recording by clicking
this button.
Note: It's a
1.9Mb file and it's been preloading from the moment you opened this
page so it's probably available right now to broadband users but
will take 5 minutes longer on a 56k connection. I think it's worth
the wait.
